“Having perfected our disguise,
we spend our lives searching for someone
we don’t fool.”
—
(Source: shaktilover, via forbidden-snowflake)
“Having perfected our disguise,
becauseyouarethebrighteststar:
So my primary weapon is my wardrobe, and my secondary weapon is my wall… gonna die just carrying those bitches, fuck zombies!!
So I’m going to stand there with my phone and some fake eyelashes screaming ‘COME AT ME BRO!’?!?!?! What am I going to make them look pretty and take a pic right before they tear me up?!
Apple Magic mouse and a Winnie the Pooh coffee mug. I’m fucked.
My best friend to the right and a pile of Lego to my left!
(Source: alcohol-is-sexyy)
I wish Daria and Jane were my friends.
